I'm a Failure At Life...

...and i will burn in f---- hell.

on Ash Wednesday i said i wouldnt facebook, eat chocolates/candy and consume any alcoholic beverage for FORTY DAYS AND FORTY NIGHTS. i was doing good for 3.5 weeks until last night (friday) when my old coworkers called me and asked if i was doig anything for friday night. i said no. and they said (well, my ex-boss said) that i should go get dinner with them. korean bbq (that place where i went with the CE kids a couple of weeks ago). but then we ended up going to hot pot city, which was super awesome. i thinki it was more fun that n korean bbq. it was soooo goosd. -not even funny. hahaha. but anywhol...we were gonna go for some frozen yogurt (pink berry or yogurtlant after dinner) but we somewhoe ended up at this super crazy bowling alley at Anaheim Garden. it's like right across disneyland and half the people there were plastered with liver cancer waiting for them in the mornign.l

anhywhoo...we went there. and bowled. and drank. and drunke n bowled. i think i bowl better drunk, but i dont realluy know. i guess, you shold all just wait for pictures to get on to facebook (and i promise i walll not facebook until after easter, like i said before).

but anwhoo...the point is, i drank todayl. and i'm actually still drunk righ tnow. im trying to remember all the details but its too hard. i know i called yosulke to come out and drink (because i remembered he said wanted to get drunk thins weekend but obviously half of us are all flakes but thats not the poitns). we should try to druink again somethinme this weekend before we all die of f---- old ageo and act like we're in or 20s and be drinkin while we can. i mean, you wouldnt want to be a alcoholic wehn ytio're 50 with a wife and 12 childresn, would you?

but anywho...im still a little drinnkk right now. and it feels sooo f---- awesome. you dont even know.l mauybe come drinkin with an old pal and then you'll know. cuz you all kids know how much i misss all your beaustiful faces. oi really do. if i could go back in time, i'd go back to 3rd or 4th yeadr just so i could hangout eith all your faces again and be playin beer pong, etc. because i reallu do miss you. i'm not lying.

and soooo...to all my aeesome CE buddy boys...I LOVE YOU ALL AND I MUISS YOU TO DRUNKNED DEATHE!! AND TO MY EXTRA AESIOME CE GIRL PALS, I MISS YOU ALL EVEN MORE!!!!

and please come get drunk with me again. i'm like halfway begging right now. i dont even know. i'll f---- sponsor id you want. i just want to have a good time. you know, like when we were young and didnt have good jobs and didint have stuendent loans to worry about. and didnt worrry abotu who we were going ot marry, etc and how many kids we wantes, etc, and when all we worrues about was how to dodge mosallams's evil-ness.

SOOO...F---------- CALL ME, DAMMITS!!!

-much love, X